Team Song
Thursday, 22 October 2020 20:17

Team Song

Published in Poetry

Team Song

by Martin Rowson

You put your tender in!
You drive your rivals out!
You send in your consultants
When the money's thrown about!
You put the Hokey-Covid
In your Turnover
That's what it's all about!

Whooooaaaaaaa! Hokey-hokey-Covid!
Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Hokey-hokey-Covid!
Phwaaaoooooor! Hokey-hokey-Covid!
Knees bent
Boots filled
Ra-ra-ra!

You drive the numbers up!
You keep the proles locked down!
Send in more consultants
Who can go to town
Getting the Hokey-Covid
In our Turnover
That's what it's all about!

Phwoooooaaaaaaar! Hokey-hokey-Covid!
Phheeeeeeeeeeeeew! Hokey-hokey-Covid!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hokey-hokey-Covid!
Lungs clogged
Boots filled
Ra-ra-ra!

We'll fuck up track and trace
But everything is fine!
The 'R' rate's on the rise
But so's the bottom line!
We've got the Hokey-Covid
In our Turnover
That's what it's all about!

Seeeeeeeeeeeeerco-key-hokey-Covid!
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiido-key-hokey-Covid!
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeerco-key-hokey-Covid!
Chums in
Boots filled
Ra-ra-ra!