Weekly Briefing
by Owen Gallagher
Starving children trudge to school
while I serve tea to his Majesty
and the Prime Minister.
The King urges his PM to
try his new range
of Duchy biscuits.
As the meeting closes,
the PM plucks a gift bag
from his case.
‘For your dogs, your majesty.
Fresh bones
of your starving subjects.
Collected this morning.
Children’s, I believe.'
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And while we’re talking about work
by Owen Gallagher
You can’t sling Capitalism
into the washing machine,
set it at the highest temperature
and expect it to come out
bleached white and smelling of lavender.
It can’t be drycleaned,
the fabric’s too stubborn.
It’s showing signs of wear and tear
and was never a good fit.
Don’t think you can shrink
this one-size-only corset.
Of course, it can be altered,
rebranded and remarketed,
to flatter your shape for a while.
Poking their Spokes
by Owen Gallagher
They’d rather replace us with machines,
maintenance-free, efficient as a bicycle
They’d rather do this than retain
the likes of us
who stop to talk about conditions
and gawk at the clock
or the sky through a window.
Until machinery is installed,
they’ll keep us
barely inflated with wages.
When our parts are worn out,
our frames buckled,
they’ll replace us with younger models,
quieter, more pedal power, easy to propel.
Children are shrinking before us
by Owen Gallagher
And when they cut budgets again, for families and schools,
we on the opposition benches said: ‘Surely
they can’t cut them anymore?’
And they did.
Children’s clothes began to hang on them
as if they were passed down too soon.
We stood by and watched
their future shrink.
Home didn’t fit.
School didn’t fit.
The curriculum didn’t fit.
We spoke out but that didn’t fit.
We lobbied members of the government.
And said, again:
‘Surely they can’t ...’
But they did.
When the waiter in the Commons restaurant
brought the menu
we forgot about the children
and tucked in.
Your Country Needs You!
by Owen Gallagher
We answered the Government’s call to keep
the profit flag flying,
the currency stable.
Tut-tutted at having to Zoom from our laptops
and mask up
to queue for a latte.
We created more offshore companies
to redistribute wealth
to ourselves, resisted
daubing a sign on the door of the infected.
A mass culling
took place.
We made millions during the pandemic.
We thanked our Head Boys,
now Government Ministers, for that.
Christmas In Belfast, 1991
by Owen Gallagher
Before mass, the milk runs, the paper rounds,
she hauled her son in through the door.
The soldiers returned to barracks for a full belly.
Taking off her Sunday best, laying him out
on the table to rest, she scrubbed him clean,
sewed him up, where he peeped through.
And when she was done, his tie and suit pressed,
Pioneer Pin closing his breast, didn’t she pour
paraffin over him, set him alight. So, no one could
see what they had done to her wee boy. And didn’t
she go out into the street, kitchen knife under
her apron, and take three soldiers with her.
Peephole
by Owen Gallagher, with image by Jon Addison
When a Conservative candidate calls
Ruth wears a blue rosette.
When a Labour candidate knocks
she reaches for red.
If there’s a rapid rap she freezes
at the thought
of her grandparents rising as smoke
from a chimney.
