Knight of the Gutter (aka Iain Duncan Smith's Got a Knighthood) by Alan Morrison The media smeared Jeremy Corbyn for good,Ensured a catastrophic election result,A thumping majority for Boris's cult,And Iain Duncan Smith's got a knighthood. The real change we needed exchanged for gnarled woodOf Parliament's ingrained gig-hegemony,Members be branded the blue mob's enemy,And Iain Duncan Smith's got a knighthood. The unemployed doomed to eat more humble pud,The disabled damned to more brutal assessments,Food bank queues lengthening, parks filled with tents,But Iain Duncan Smith's got a knighthood. Schoolchildren fainting in classrooms who shouldBe hungering for knowledge not scavenging binsTo nibble at apple cores like waifs from Dickens,Whilst Iain Duncan Smith's got a knighthood. Working poor parcels of processed tinned food,Parents on fasts so their kids get the gruel,Universal Credit's architecture's still cruel,But Iain Duncan Smith's got a knighthood.